Team of the Week!
Team KFed Shiner is our Team of the Week, with 142.2 points, the highest total of the week by 25 points. Their leading scorers:
EJ Manuel, with 23 incompletions and a whopping 8 sacks, good for 44 points;
Mike Nugent, with a missed 50+ FG, and the highest scoring play in Bizarro Football, the Missed Extra Point, worth 25 of his 30 points for the week.
Trent Richardson, with 13 carries at 2.7 yards/carry, and 3 dropped passes, for a healthy 24.5 points, despite scoring a touchdown.
Player of the Week!
Chad Henne may have put up the most points this week, but Mike Nugent missed an extra point, so I'm naming him your Cymbalta: Depression Hurts™ Player of the Week!
Your other leading scorers:
QB: Chad Henne, 46.5 points (20 incompletions, 2 INTs, 1 fumble, 3 sacks), 2 Girls 1 PUP
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew, 33.1 points (19 carries at 2.3 yards/carry, 3 drops), Team McNasty (on the bench!)
WR: Kenny Britt, 25 points (ZERO catches on 5 targets), Purple People Eaters (on the bench!)
TE: Kyle Rudolph, 15 points (5 catches on 8 targets), Hannibal Lechlers (on the bench!)
D/ST: Raiders, 25 points (37 points allowed, 536 yards allowed), Purple People Eaters
K: Mike Nugent, 30 points, Team KFed Shiner
P: Dave Zastudil, 9 points (8 punts, 1 blocked punt), Team KFed Shiner
News and Notes!
Josh Freeman out, Mike Glennon in! Greg Schiano probably angry!
Trent Richardson traded to the Colts! I think that means I'm the Browns' 1st string running back.
Trent Richardson traded to the Colts! I think that means I'm the Browns' 1st string running back.
