Week 2 Recap: That's Ms. Bizarro, if you're McNasty

Going up late, because I'm lazy! Woo!

Team of the Week!

Team McNasty is our Team of the Week, with 141.7 points, the highest total of the week by 17 points. Their leading scorers: 

Ryan Tannehill, with 5 sacks, 3 fumbles, 11 incomplete passes, and also ran the ball 4 times for barely a yard, for a total of 40.7 points

Montee Ball, who managed to pick up a whopping 14 yards on 12 carries, and threw in a fumble for good measure, good for 22.8 points

Chris Johnson, who ran the ball 25 times, picking up 96 yards, scored 22.2 points, which is what happens when you run the ball a lot and fail to average 4 yards a carry. 

Player of the Week!

Geno Smith is your Cymbalta: Depression Hurts™ Player of the Week! Geno Smith threw 20 incompletions, 3 interceptions, and took 4 sacks, for a week-high total of 50.9 points. He is now the 2nd-leading scorer this season, trailing only Week 1's player of the week Brandon Weeden. 

Your other leading scorers:

QB: Geno Smith, 50.9 points, Team Williams

RB: Adrian Peterson, 33 points (26 carries, 1 fumble lost, 1 dropped pass), Purple People Eaters (on the bench!)

WR: Greg Little, 38 points (4 catches on 12 targets), Golden Showers

TE:  Jared Cook, 19 points (1 catch on 5 targets), 2 Girls 1 PUP (on the bench!)

D/ST: Redskins, 35 points (38 points allowed, 580 yards allowed), Hannibal Lechlers (on the bench!)

K: David Akers, 20 points (2 missed 40-49 FG), Team McNasty

P: Robert Malone, 9 points (9 punts), Golden Showers

News and Notes!

None, because this is posted way too late. 

The big Bizarro news of this past week would have been that Brandon Weeden is hurt, and Brian Hoyer, not Jason Campbell, is set to start.